What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?