Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Families are like fudge.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?