Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
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What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?