What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?