What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?