What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which family member has tusks?
When does a horse talk?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?