What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a small mom?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the hostess name her daughter?