What did the hostess name her daughter?
Little Debbie®.
When do cows get tired?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How is cat food sold?
Why is money so stubborn?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the airline worker name her child?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which dogs love to study science?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which family member has tusks?