Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?