What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What sound does a witch's car make?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?