Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?