Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
It's Crowded!
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?