What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do snowmen get information?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?