Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?