What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call two birds in love?
What sweet treat never panics?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a forklift?
Which superhero is best at baseball?