What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?