Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What animals make the best students?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?