Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What animal knows kung fu?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the difference between weather and climate?