What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How did the mermaid call her friends?