Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What money do cats use to go shopping?