Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What fish sings the best?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?