What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Who invented fractions?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do horses reside?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
People are so hard on car mechanics.