What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?