What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?