What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do you call two birds in love?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
It's Crowded!
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?