What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the duck cross the road?