Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?