Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which subject has two parts?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?