Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do elves learn in school?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?