Why was the spider so smart?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who are crows' favorite family members?