What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Families are like fudge.
What kind of bird can write?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?