What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?