What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What animal likes to party the most?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?