What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?