What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?