What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?