What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?