Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What game does chlorine never lose?
I'm not a bad putter.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How much does freedom weigh?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?