Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do hands go on vacation?