What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the musician arrested?