Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What's a frog's favorite year?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are all priests fit?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?