What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Who invented fractions?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?