What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do kittens go to school?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?