What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?