Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What farm animal is best at karate?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
When do mice play every day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did one angel say to the other angel?