What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?