What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How does the moon cut her hair?