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Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
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What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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We had a discussion about roses.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the hostess name her daughter?