Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?