Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a silly hill?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which dogs love to study science?