What do you give a sick pig?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?