How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?