What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?