What is the loneliest cheese?
What is the wealthiest fish?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are all priests fit?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?