What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?