What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do cows like being told jokes?