Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How does a cow do math?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?