Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?