Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What bird is always sad?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?