Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What time of day was Adam created?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do cows always add to their salad?