What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?