Where do vampires keep their money?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?