How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?