What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?