Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?