Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?