What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?