What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What building always gets stains on it?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which animal should never work for the government?