What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
A book just fell on my head.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?