Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is sand so optimistic?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?