Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What game do mice love to play?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?