What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happens when grass goes out of town?