Why do orcas love to gossip?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which fly makes films?