Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What event do spiders love to attend?